Good Game Get! Realistic Summer Sports Simulator

Justin Smith has done it again.

First he created the most accurate virtual representation of bear hibernation that even puts naturalist, David Attenborough and his wonderful voice to shame. After that he took on the incredibly daunting task of giving the historically correct account of The Oregon Trail a chance. He has thrice succeeded in his goal of complete realism and has created the ultimate summer sports simulation game.



It’s an intense challenge that requires excellent one finger dexterity that only true champions possess. Imagine that you are a God with a yellow pixel bungie cord that magically attaches itself to a winner (or a loser) that you then can control through various events.

Justin once told me that he hopes his players get “a laugh. One solitary chuckle is all [he hopes] for. Maybe with a shade of bewilderment. Or a sigh of longing as the player gazes out their window on a rainy day, dreaming of simpler times.”

He has accomplished this daunting task again, and now you can cancel your seven hundred and fifty dollar opening ceremony ticket to the London 2012 games and just spend one dollar on this.

Tickets haven’t even been sold yet. I lied.

GO GOLD.

- Kyle