Good Game Get! Critter Crunch

I don’t have an iPhone, and I had a BlackBerry Storm, but the data plan was getting too expensive to justify always looking and checking my phone for email that I really didn’t give a shit about, so now I have a Nokia Twist, and it’s pretty awesome, and doesn’t have a data plan which is nice, and now I can use that extra thirty a month to save and to buy awesome seven dollar games like Critter Crunch.

Now, let me clarify, if I did have an iPhone, I might justify the data plan, just to play the wonderful critter crunch on the go. Actually nah, it does look better on our TV than a fucking telephone.

So Critter Crunch is the puzzle game you wish you would’ve came up with back in 2008 when you had decided that developing an iPhone app could be insanely profitable, but ending up giving up because you had decided that all good puzzle ideas had been taken.

Wrong. Critter Crunch is incredibly unique and like most falling block games, a line of block-esque creatures are falling and you have to destroy them. The catch is that you must use an idea of a food chain to swap critters inside of your mouth and into the mouths of the critters that want to eat the particular saliva drenched monster that was just inside of your mouth.

You even have a rainbow barf meter that you fill up and then feed your son with.

He burps afterwards. It’s cute.

Overall it’s a wonderful game, it’s one of the prettiest games on the PSN, and the multiplayer critter crunchin’ is joy. Even the ambient jungle music is great.

I give it two rainbow barfs up.

- Kyle