New Super Mario Bros. Wii

Is fun.

Has floaty controls.

Is fun.

Isn’t very original.

Is fun.

Pisses me off.

Is fun.

Regardless of how you feel about New Super Mario Bros. Wii, you’d have to be a pretty pathetic person to not enjoy it, because as far as multiplayer platformers go, it’s the absolute best.

Better than LittleBigPlanet you ask? Yeah I think so, and I would hope so since Nintendo fucking invented the platformer.

Better than Trine?

Shut the fuck about Trine. I loathe Trine, and if I ever see the developer on the street, I am going to punch him in his face and get my $15 dollars back.

Seriously.