I would like Nintendo EU To Explain This To Me

I really enjoyed X-Scape for DSiWare and it’s in fact my favorite DSiWare title to date.

In Japan it’s known as X-Returns which makes sense as it’s a successor to the GameBoy title, X.

Here it’s known as X-Scape and that’s fine too. I don’t quite get it, but it’s a nice (and cheesy) play on words and at least it still contains X in the title.

In Europe they named the game 3D Space Tank.

3D Space Tank.

As if they game wasn’t already going to have a difficult time selling, you dicks go and name it as if it was a shovelware mobile game from Gameloft in 2001.

Not cool.

- Kyle