Good Game Get! Fat Princess

I like Robin Williams, and I can honestly say that every line he says in Alladin as the genie, makes me laugh every time I see it. I’m twenty by the way. Robin Williams happens to like video games and Trent Reznor, who happens to like video games too. In fact when I was obsessed with Nine Inch Nails in middle school, I remember obsessing over an awesome E3 photo of John Carmack, Trent Reznor, and Robin Williams, just hangin’ together, like absolute best buds.

Did you ever see the animated movie, Robots? I did, and I liked it, and do you know why I liked it?

Exactly, it’s because Robin Williams was a voice actor for the film, and so was that Star Wars guy, but he’s not as memorable as old Robbie Williams.

“See a need, fill a need.”

Remember that line from the movie? Robin Williams didn’t say it, but Bigweld did and Ewan McGregor believed every word from the quote.

Fat Princess, the Playstation Network video game, realizes every word from that quote. The game is a simple RTS and instead of directing troops and telling them to fight and build stuff, you are one single troop, who fights, and builds stuff.

Well, you may be that person, but I’m not, as you see I am a Cake Feeder.

Go on, try and look up that class in the game. You won’t find it, but I assure you, that I am essential, because everyone typically wants to do the fighting and the logging, but me, little ol’ me, I take the arduous job of Cake Feeder for the greater good.

She must be fat, so as the enemy has trouble saving her.

I see a need and I fill it, and everyone appreciates it, or at least I like to think so, and that’s pretty much all I do when I play the game, and strangely, and sadly, it’s fun, and I feel as if I’m contributing to my team, and I am, but no one else seems to want to do the job.

All you other Cake Feeders out there, just know that I feel you, and we should start a union or something.

We are not appreciated enough.

Also, split-screen would be nice.

- Kyle